Greetings, friends!
As some of you may already know, my name is Dr. Josef Schivitz, MD. A few weeks ago, me and my associates sat down with the management of your formerly known “New York City Anonymous” or NYCAnon in an attempt to underline our opposition to Scientology, as well as work out a mutually beneficial business partnership between our two entities. As a result of this endeavor, NYCAnon is now a registered trademark and property of the American Psychological Association.
I know you are all excited about this revolutionary move, so we have prepared a brief list of wonderful changes to your community that you can expect in the near future:
Starting Immediately:
- Dr. Josef Schivitz is appointed Chairman of the NYCAnon
- A business plan and professional leadership hierarchy for NYCAnon will be put in place, with Dr. Josef Schivitz in charge of a board of APA professionals elected to manage the day-to-day business of NYCAnon.
- The NYCAnon name, forum, chat services, and protest contracts are now the responsibilities and concerns of the APA. You need not worry anymore about management. All will be taken care of!
- Membership in NYCAnon, as well as participation in its events, will require a nominal donation of $25 a month to the APA. In compliance to previously discussed arrangements, a portion of this money will go directly to the Mark Rathbun charity fund.
- In compliance to the best interest of our business, profane language or action is no longer permitted under the NYCAnon name. This includes all forums, chat services, protests, and events. Any members found engaging in lewd behavior will be given a warning and removed from the scheduled activity.
- Rude or offensive methods of protest are prohibited and may result in removal from the organization.
- NYCAnon will take a formal position supporting the teachings and religious practices of the Church of Scientology, opposing...
